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20th December 2016
12:10am GMT
So the shit has hit the fan and you've left all of the present shopping until the very last minute – AGAIN.
Congrats, you're just like every other human being on the planet.
But never fear, there are funny sides to this story as well. What's weird is wonderful, and hopefully your giftee will either appreciate your ineptitude as a gifter or call you a twit and have a good laugh about it.
A quick exclamation of FUCK followed swiftly by a trip to your local 24-hour garage.
'You said you were running out of oil so... HAPPY CHRISTMAS! Oh, and a new car smell. You're welcome.'
No time to think, so you will take anything.
'THEY LIKE DIAMONDS RIGHT?!'
'You always liked the music they have on in Starbucks, soooo here's their CD'
Everyone's gotta shower, right?
Note: Hints are not good gifts.
While we're huge fans of the elusive 'middle aisle' in both Lidl & Aldi, good presents they rarely make.
People gotta eat.
€15 to spend on Happy Meals?
Great, just what I wanted.
Never a good gift. Ever.
Evidenced by the fact that literally nobody ever has bought a set for themselves.
These little guys are everywhere at the minute and a sure-fire way to brighten up your Christmas, whether they scare the bejaysus out of you or you love them more than anything.
They're still fucking awful, though.
This could include: A box of love, IOU vouchers, poorly constructed photo frames, and any sort of knitted clothing.
It's the thought that counts...?
