This 'Splendid' iPhone 5C Is Going For €9,000 On DoneDeal For A Gas Reason

"My son is now being labelled a 'legend' and for this reason I have taken his phone off him."

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Ever gotten something confiscated by your parents? 

This Dad in Cork should be applauded for his next level trolling on DoneDeal...

Lovely phone for sale lads. Lovely. Absolutely breath-taking in design and quality.

So the young fella was left alone there Saturday night and decided to invite over some of his hormonal and greasy friends for a session. 

Aaaahhhh 'twas a great night by all accounts. My son is now being labelled a "Legend" and for this reason I have taken his phone off him.

I have two options:

Option 1
I can sell the phone to buy some wipes, dettol solution, bottles of cif and general janitorial items to clean up the mess caused by those uneducated amoebas who called to the house that night and who thought they were great shur......

or

Option 2 I go out the back and drop kick it over the wall

I've kicked his hole for him and he is grounded until further notice. He can also now piss off and invest in a hamster or carrier pigeon to communicate.

I also found out that the son was smoking which I've informed him, if it happens again, will take a team of surgeons to remove that fag from his arse..... Quick sale lads

€9,000, going once, going twice...

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Fíodhna Horan Murphy

Fíodhna is deputy editor of Lovin Dublin and the Lovin Group. She's mad into music, gigs, cans by the canal and anything leopard print.

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