We can all stop internetting now; Elaine, aka @LeanIago, has won.
She's not a professional comedian, but she still topped our list of funniest Irish tweeters a few months back – and her stuff gets better and better all the time..
But while her Twitter feed is an endless stream of deadly, it's her distinct and ingenious 'Boy...' jokes that have us in absolute bits. Every single time.
Starting with a cracker from this morning, here are 14 tweets that show why you need to follow her immediately...