WATCH: Tonight’s First Dates Ireland Features Someone With Quite The Fetish

First Dates Ireland makes for some quality telly. 

We're all rubbish at dating, have wild accents and often don't panic when being recorded. A match made in telly heaven. 

However, this week's show provides a masterclass in how NOT to date. Check out this week's teaser video - featuring a lad who knows exactly what he wants. 

Yikes. 

Wonder how that date ended up...

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