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20th January 2017
03:25pm GMT

If you don't follow An Garda Síochána on Twitter, you need to.
While you might think the official Twitter account for our national police force would be a bit strait-laced, issuing public service announcements and whatnot – which is does – it also throws in the occasional gas tweet seemingly out of nowhere.
You want examples? You got 'em.
Driver stopped holding phone while driving. Remember 1 or 2 may get away but we "gotta
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) July 21, 2016
catch em all" in the end pic.twitter.com/s54uqGmMst
The Eiffel Tower crossing the finish line of this
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) October 31, 2016
year's Dublin City Marathon. félicitations pour une réalisation
extraordinaire pic.twitter.com/UofSb588Vd
Wool ewe stop the car, I don’t think we will bleet them to the bend! They might ram us! pic.twitter.com/42UbkLgr3l
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) October 8, 2016
Gardaí are asking the public to be aware of this man traveling from Kildare to Temple Street Hospital today. Last seen on 25/12/15 pic.twitter.com/N0vvhkKNXT
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) December 8, 2016
No Tax/Insurance/NCT-New style tinted windows? We encourage recycling but this is taking it a bit far. Car seized pic.twitter.com/tfeOgIzDxE
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) September 16, 2016
Always expect the unexpected. Driver in New Ross, Wexford lucky to escape with no injuries after colliding with a cow. pic.twitter.com/YKs152HxdZ
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) January 18, 2017
Dublin Traffic - Delays Southbound on M50 at Red Cow due to a swan on the road. pic.twitter.com/oi6XYc66EW
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) November 28, 2016
This iphone found in Kells Co Meath last Friday. Image of Bread as screen saver.To reclaim contact Kells Gardaí on 046-9240999 pic.twitter.com/Rye7vpMJ32
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) October 3, 2016
Quick sand!!! Driver stopped on the motorway in cork for unsecure load. Driver not using tachograph. Court to follow. Life's a beach pic.twitter.com/6hsOQdo9Jv
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) January 19, 2017
@BFM101 Get it right . Start with the obligatory "is this your veh-ickleeeee?"
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) March 22, 2016
2 noisy howlers arrested today after they chased a man on a bike around Finglas. Dogs remain in station until a.m. collected by Dublin pound pic.twitter.com/JH1qCXNotb
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) November 6, 2016
Car parked illegally, driver was buying chips. On inspection car had no insurance/nct/tax. Car Seized. You takeaway chips, we takeaway car pic.twitter.com/Spp88lan9o
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) January 19, 2017
Early morning checkpoint on Ennis Rd, Limerick. Rear seat
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) October 31, 2016
Skeleton wearing seatbelt…Well Done pic.twitter.com/VLUxIODR6a
Dublin Gardaí stop delivery man for no NCT & discovered he was delivering a spice box...with extra herbs! Cannabis seized court to follow. pic.twitter.com/pHqUgjmfKy
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) January 6, 2017
The return of Steven 'Seagull' keeping a birds eye view 'On Deadly Ground'. No one is 'Above the Law'. Don't wing it, belt up & drive safe pic.twitter.com/AYbo1ND5g9
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) November 30, 2016
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