Think you have serious notions?
Think again. Because a gin hotel is actually opening in London.
*squeals with glee*
The Distillery Hotel will open on December 16 on Portobello Road in West London, with four entire floors dedicated to worshipping gin.
With a 400-litre gin still in the basement, you’ll never be without a deoch.
There’ll also be a ‘Ginstitute‘ (eh, the dream?) where visitors can learn everything there is to know about this beloved spirit.
On the first floor you’ll find ‘GinTonica’ – a spanish bar and restaurant serving G&Ts in the classic Copa de Balon/balloon glasses.
The interior looks groovy.
On the top floor, there’s a private dining room called the Boardroom, with a VIP bar and a choice of three boutique rooms – each fitted with minibars and record players – that start from £125 per night.
Gin-gin.
Pics: The Distillery
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