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Published 00:10 20 Dec 2016 GMT
Updated 15:57 18 Nov 2019 GMT
Add us as a preferred source on Google »Sorry to be throwing such a divisive spanner in the works on this peaceful St Paddy's Eve, but this is important.
As the nation prepares to unite in celebration of our patron saint – we mean St Patrick himself, not alcohol, for what it's worth – we need to know what the most appropriate way is to celebrate.
Tonight, when we've all got a free morning to follow – or on the day itself, amidst all the madness, albeit with a recovery morning to follow?