Turns out Gardaí and nurses are where the money is as Harcourt Street's most infamous night-club has announced just how much money it made in 2016 - and we think you need to sit down before finding out.
Coppers has revealed that last year, accumulated profits at the night-club's firm Breanagh Catering Limited soared to a MENTAL €72 million, with 2016 pre-tax profits of €5.16 million at the popular Dublin 2 club, according to Dublin Live.
That equates to about €100,000 for the club and hotel combined each and every week.
We told you you'd need a sit down...
Turns out that cash for the Copper Face Jacks company jumped from an already impressive €54.79 million to a massive €59.84 million last year.
Open seven days a week, boasting queues across town after big sports events and an ATM inside its sweet doors - we're not sure why this enormous cashflow is such a big surprise to us.
Maybe because every time we go, we never seem to be able to remember a thing...