You Can Now Send Your Beloved A Personalised Spud For Valentine’s Day

Straining your brain to come up with the perfect Valentine's gift? Look no further, because here it is: the personalised potato. Yup.

A website named Mystery Potato is now providing the service, putting your own personalised message on an uncooked spud for that special someone in your life.

The service isn't just for Valentine's Day, of course, so you can send a message via the tuberous crop to mark any occasion.

Here are a few examples.

We love writing big letters! #heybaby #MysteryPotato pic.twitter.com/06GzR5W2WK
— Mystery Potato (@mymysterypotato) February 1, 2016

Another #classic. Taters gonna tate. #MysteryPotato pic.twitter.com/K64ImUIYLL
— Mystery Potato (@mymysterypotato) January 31, 2016

#captainobvious pic.twitter.com/OGfuaYnNe1
— Mystery Potato (@mymysterypotato) January 29, 2016

Potatoes express love too :-) pic.twitter.com/5Skm4eJ0sz
— Mystery Potato (@mymysterypotato) January 27, 2016

We like sending #love the best! Come send your message, https://t.co/TLSJx3QSAa pic.twitter.com/34XtQhMeft
— Mystery Potato (@mymysterypotato) January 11, 2016

There was an old women who lived in a shoe. She had so many potatoes she... #SpudLife @ https://t.co/TLSJx3QSAa pic.twitter.com/tHfMCYGdwR
— Mystery Potato (@mymysterypotato) January 9, 2016

We send so many #HappyBirthday potatoes! Here's one that's fun. https://t.co/TLSJx3QSAa pic.twitter.com/noaYAzGcGT
— Mystery Potato (@mymysterypotato) December 6, 2015

All potatoes are mailed in a standard white envelope with a standard postage label with delivery tracking. Mystery Potato's return address is on the package to allow you to remain anonymous if you wish.

So you can just send someone a random spud with a mysterious message on it and they could potentially never know who sent it. We're on board with that.

If you wanna gift someone with a floury surprise this Valentine's, visit Mystery Potato here.