We can practically smell the fear from half of Dublin this morning as news is spreading that Coppers dancefloor and its dark corners may no longer be a safe place for secret shifts.
"What happens in Coppers, stays in Coppers" will apparently not quite be the case anymore... And tbh we're shitting it.
The Dublin watering hole is starting a blog run by 'Jack The Lad' (classic), who will be the "eyes and ears" of Copper Face Jacks.
Gone are the days of "our antics at the shifting wall" and getting away with it.
Gone are the days of falling in the toilets and telling your mam that bruise on your leg came from the edge of a table.
Gone are the days of telling your boss in work the next day that you're just "a little run down."
Jack The Lad will reveal all.
The fear has just gotten even more real - now not only will you have to check your own social media for cringe reminders of the previous night, you'll have to check Coppers ones too.
Gas.
Behave yourselves now won't ye?
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