We don't like to use this phrase a lot but in true Aoife McGregor style, the NECKKKKKKKKKKKKKK of this person posting this ad on AirBnb.
It's advertised as a mattress in Dublin for €70 a night and I mean we don't even know where to start with all the things that's wrong with that description.
€490 a week for a Mattress.
A mattress in a house,
a mattress in someone's sitting room,
a mattress that's really a fecking yoga mat that has just been thrown on someone's floor.
If that's the way things have gone, it's actually gone beyond a joke now.
Sure instead of using my own money to pay my rent next month, I'll just throw a 'welcome' mat at the front door, stick it up online and call it a king-size mattress and charge €50 a night for it.