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23rd Nov 2018

PIC: Someone In Dublin Is So Cheeky As To Call This Thing A ‘Mattress’ And Charge €70 To Sleep On It

Darragh Berry

We don’t like to use this phrase a lot but in true Aoife McGregor style, the NECKKKKKKKKKKKKKK of this person posting this ad on AirBnb.

It’s advertised as a mattress in Dublin for €70 a night and I mean we don’t even know where to start with all the things that’s wrong with that description.

€490 a week for a Mattress.

A mattress in a house,

a mattress in someone’s sitting room,

a mattress that’s really a fecking yoga mat that has just been thrown on someone’s floor.

Mattress Dublin Yoga Mat Main

If that’s the way things have gone, it’s actually gone beyond a joke now.

Sure instead of using my own money to pay my rent next month, I’ll just throw a ‘welcome’ mat at the front door, stick it up online and call it a king-size mattress and charge €50 a night for it.

Happy days.

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