16 Of The Most Fucking Ludicrous Things Food Has Ever Been Served On

This isn't the first time at the rodeo.

We've expressed our disdain for the endless list of plate substitutions we've seen over the past while many times before – but these next few take the biscuit.

Just what were they thinking?!

Source: @wewantplates

1. Squid in a clog

A CLOG.

Where else could we begin?

2. A wooden block

Pancakes and syrup placed and poured onto what is known in the food business as 'a server's nightmare'. Honestly, who thought this would benefit anyone?

3. Crisps in a wheelie bin

Complete with graffiti tags.

4. Coffee in a trolley

Despite sounding like the cutest nursery rhyme you ever did sing, this is arguably one of the most fucking ludicrous in the list.

5. Paté on a shoulder bone

And if you thought the shoulder was the only body part to get any action on this list...

How wrong you were, my friend!

6. Chips in a children's motorised vehicle

It makes you wonder... how many Tonka toy trucks fit in a standard commercial dishwasher?

7. A yellow number plate, with the reg 'liqour'

Terrifyingly, the closest thing to a plate on the list.

8. A fry-up on a shovel

For when you feel unpatriotic ordering 'The Full English' so you want to Irish it up with a sense of home.

9. Sausage rolls on a bathroom tile

It just wreaks of cleanliness.

10. Scampi and chips on a bent clothes hanger

This also explains why you never have any fucking hangers.

11. Seafood platter on a coral shell

The stupid just doesn't stop.

12. Whatever this is, IN A LOG. A TREE LOG

In Greek restaurants you smash your plate on the floor when you finish. Here you chuck it on the bloody fire.

13. Champagne in a welly

Because you clearly have notions about yourself ordering bubbly, you need to be brought down a peg.

Or twelve.

"Prosecco?"
"I'm driving."
"You walked!"
"I'm allergic."
"You love Prosecco."

*runs away*

(Pic: @kittyroeactress) pic.twitter.com/1bBnCgLO86

— We Want Plates ???? (@WeWantPlates) October 7, 2015

14. Porridge in what looks like a chamberpot

Breakfast, the most important meal of the day.

15. Steak served on a large lump of white concrete

And also a trendy snake-skinned place mat, apparently.

16. And finally, chicken wings served in a wicker fucking suitcase

Looking for a swanky suitcase with an old time feel? Look no further! Finally a transportation system for all those times you wished you could bring your left over dinner to work and still look cool.

Jesus Christ. 

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