Have You Heard The Truth About This Terrifying Dublin Clown Yet?
More details on the horrifying picture we posted yesterday...
So, yesterday we (unwillingly) became knowledgeable to the fact that the horrifying Darnsdale Clown was alive and well in the suburbs of Dublin.
Is was, in fact, this very picture that set us, and the whole of Ireland, off on a tangent - basically confirming to anyone with coulrophobia that the apocalypse was coming and the end is nigh.
ANYWAY, we've gotten to the bottom of it - and we've found out that the terrifying clown in question is just a wildly convincing Halloween costume from last year.
Yes, last year. It's not even recent.
We've all been punk'd. By the fake clown of Darnsdale - just let that sink in for a minute.
While this news met us with sadness and disappointment, we're still tremendously excited that we don't live in a world, let alone county, where a potential clown murderer may exist.
So, we guess it's a win-win...?