Forget your Muffs, we have just found the funniest and rudest place names in all of Ireland.

A small town in Kildare has been getting a lot of attention online for its x-rated town name.

We can't wait to drive over Cock Bridge:

Reddit User Arkslippy shared this on site and said that surely the Irish to English translation could have been tweaked a small bit.

Then again, 'cock' mightened have been such a rude word back then.

Droichead an Choiligh can be found just outside of Goatstown.

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