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20th Dec 2016

Sarah’s Date: ‘So There I Am, Standing Alone In A Club With A Bag Full Of Puke’


This month, we’re giving away an amazing weekend away for two at the Dunboyne Castle and Spa. To find out more, and to vote for this story to win, see below!

Sarah’s Story

I finally built up the courage to go on a date – and since I’m the most awkward girl in the world, so we decided it would be best to go for drinks to ease the nerves.

Off we went to a local pub for a few drinks, then things started to calm down so we thought ‘sure feck it, let’s go dancing!’

So off we went and got to the club, at which point I started to relax and needed to go to the ladies’ room.

But when I returned I noticed my date had disappeared – and left me a lovely surprise in my handbag. He had vomited INSIDE it while I was in the loo!

So I am standing in a club with a bag full of puke, alone, and thinking how on earth can I pay for my taxi home with a bag full of puke. So I went into the loo, washed my money and sat at the bar drowning my sorrows!

I have not been on a date since!

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