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20th Dec 2016

Robert’s Date: ‘I’m There Telling Her ‘I SWEAR I Didn’t Put This Guy In A Wheelchair’’

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This month, we’re giving away an amazing weekend away for two at the Dunboyne Castle and Spa. To find out more, and to vote for this story to win, see below!

Robert’s story

On a date with a girl in Cork city, and everything was going well… until we left the second bar and a guy in a wheelchair rolled over both my feet.

It turned out to be my brother’s friend – known as ‘Leggy’ – he’s a great guy but was hammered on this particular occasion. Before I can even say hi, he starts shouting and making a big scene saying that I “did this to him”, while ramming into my legs.

The girl is stood there, shocked, and I’m stood there saying I SWEAR I didn’t put this guy in a wheelchair!

That was our last date… thanks Leggy.

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