Suzanne’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'My Waters Burst And Baby Arrives 9 Hours Of Screaming Hell Later!'

Story 11 in our Worst Ex Encounters competition – see below for details on how to vote!

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This month we're giving away a two night stay at the four-star Limerick Strand Hotel for two people, with executive upgrade, a signature cocktail on arrival and a four-course dinner on one evening.

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Suzanne's story

So there I am waddling back from Dunnes, 9 months pregnant and three days away from my due date with a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles tucked under my arm. 

I spot my ex waiting to cross the road and I recognise his little brain trying to do some maths as he clocks my enormous pregnant belly. 

(No it was never going to be his. Too long ago, phew!) 

We nod politely and I get to my mums where I'm staying. I plonk onto the sofa and SPLOOSH – my waters burst and baby arrives 9 hours of screaming hell later!

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Check out the other stories...

Story #1 

Sam's Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Ended Up Sitting In A Strip Club With My Current Date And Ex'

Story #2 

Amy’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'He Gets Down On His Knees And Starts Singing The Script'

Story #3 

Caitlin’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Unknowingly Hooked Up With His Housemate'

Story #4

Ivan’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'Let’s Just Say It Was The Weirdest Tarot Card Reading Ever'

Story #5 

Debbie’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Ended Up Kissing My Ex’s Cousin'

Story #6 

Michaella’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'While Crossing The Road I Got Hit By A Cyclist Who Landed On Top Of Me

Story #7 

Karen’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'The Woman Waving At The Doorway Was My Ex’s Mother'

Story #8 

Emma’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Ended Up Climbing Out Of His Front Window In My Dress And Heels'

Story #9 

Lucy's Worst Ex Encounter: 'My Ex Turned Up To Watch Me Air Guitar To Paddy Casey'

Story #10 

Laura’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Fell Face Forward On Some Squatting Festival-Goers'

Story #11

Suzanne’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'My Waters Burst And Baby Arrives 9 Hours Of Screaming Hell Later!'

Written By

Alana Laverty

Just a Galway gal eating and writing her way around Dublin alana@lovindublin.com

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