Amy’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'He Gets Down On His Knees And Starts Singing The Script'

Story 2 in our Worst Ex Encounters competition – see below for details on how to vote!

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This month we're giving away a two night stay at the four-star Limerick Strand Hotel for two people, with executive upgrade, a signature cocktail on arrival and a four-course dinner on one evening.

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Amy's story

I went to town on my own one day to chill. 

I was walking along down Bachelor’s Walk stuffing my face with chips when I run into my ex. 

I attempted to brush him off and get away (he cheated on me multiple times) but he proceeded to walk alongside me and ask me endless questions. 

We were crossing the Ha'penny Bridge when we bump into an old friend of his who I’d slept with a week previous. 

My ex started chatting away to him, giving him the impression that we were hanging out and still so close. 

Meanwhile I stood there speechless. 

The old friend left to go to work and my ex continued to follow me. 

He then proceeded to tell me that he had loads of money and if I gave him another chance he would buy me a ring right there and then (we were both 18 at this moment in time). 

He then gets down on his knees, hugs my knees and starts singing the lyrics of ‘The Man Who Can't Be Moved’ by The Script.

It was the most mortifying moment of my life and I, of course, declined.

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Check out the other stories...

Story #1 

Sam's Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Ended Up Sitting In A Strip Club With My Current Date And Ex'

Story #2 

Amy’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'He Gets Down On His Knees And Starts Singing The Script'

Story #3 

Caitlin’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Unknowingly Hooked Up With His Housemate'

Story #4

Ivan’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'Let’s Just Say It Was The Weirdest Tarot Card Reading Ever'

Story #5 

Debbie’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Ended Up Kissing My Ex’s Cousin'

Story #6 

Michaella’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'While Crossing The Road I Got Hit By A Cyclist Who Landed On Top Of Me

Story #7 

Karen’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'The Woman Waving At The Doorway Was My Ex’s Mother'

Story #8 

Emma’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Ended Up Climbing Out Of His Front Window In My Dress And Heels'

Story #9 

Lucy's Worst Ex Encounter: 'My Ex Turned Up To Watch Me Air Guitar To Paddy Casey'

Story #10 

Laura’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'I Fell Face Forward On Some Squatting Festival-Goers'

Story #11

Suzanne’s Worst Ex Encounter: 'My Waters Burst And Baby Arrives 9 Hours Of Screaming Hell Later!'

Written By

Alana Laverty

Just a Galway gal eating and writing her way around Dublin alana@lovindublin.com

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