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20th Dec 2016

“After The Commotion, We Noticed He Was On Top Of Another Person… Who Was Also Naked”


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“As I returned from a gig in the 3arena, my friend and I were greeted by my housemate pleasuring himself in the hallway, fully naked.

“When he spotted us he didn’t stop like any normal person would have he continued to pleasure himself while looking us in the eye. So, freaked, we shut ourselves in my room wondering who you ask for advice in a situation like this, the garda, mam, dad?

I hope you see the funny side. I’m still in shock.

“When the commotion had stopped we investigated only to find him asleep on top of another person who was also completely naked.

“I think I handled the situation well when I locked myself in my room, waited and nicely asked him to leave the next morning. This was the ultimate culmination of what had become one weird act after another – waking up with him lying beside me, finding random condoms and my clothes in his room (which I can safely say did not fit him).

“I hope you see the funny side. I’m still in shock.”

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