"She Was Looking For 50 Shades Of Grey, And Yer Man Went A Solid Hundred On Her"

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"Once upon a time three Irish girls living in Boston used Craigslist to find a fourth roommate.

"Enter [redacted], a Ukrainian scientist and avid online dater who was looking for her very own Christian Grey… enough said.

"One night as we sat in our rooms supping the pre-leaba cup of Barry’s, we began to hear loud noises. Then suddenly there was a loud crash and [redacted] ran out of the house in floods of tears, leaving us in the apartment with her amorous online buddy.

"Next came a knock on the bedroom door, and there he was BALLS naked looking for [redacted], who at this point was down the street calling the cops.

We watched from the kitchen window as this 'went down', secretly wishing that our Mam was there to have a word

"Lover boy then ran out of the house and sped off in his car. A few minutes later the cops arrive to investigate the disturbance.

"They convinced [redacted] to lure him back to the apartment with a suggestive text so they could interrogate him – which was a clever touch, in fairness.

"We watched from the kitchen window as this 'went down', secretly wishing that our Mam was there to have a word. Turns out [redacted] was looking for 50 shades of Grey and that creep went a solid hundred on her.

"As for us, we’ll stick with 40 shades of green."

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