We Asked You For Your Housemate From Hell Stories – Now Vote For The Best One!

Some of these are pretty insane...

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Last week, we asked you to tell us your most bizarre, outlandish, batshit crazy stories about shared accommodation – and man, oh man, did you guys respond in earnest.

But after a lot of work – and a lot of moans, groans, cringes and hoots in the Lovin Dublin offices – we've managed to whittle it down to 12 from the huge volume we received.

So now, it's time to vote – and decide which lucky bastard gets a month's rent paid courtesy of our good selves.

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Read the entries

Trust us. These are worth your time.

Story #1

After The Commotion, We Noticed He Was On Top Of Another Person... Who Was Also Naked'

Story #2

He Thought This Was The Most Normal Thing In The World, And Carried On Talking About The Weather

Story #3

One Time He Ate A Whole Roasted Chicken Whilst Lying In Bed With No Clothes On

Story #4

When Drunk And Not In Familiar Surroundings, I Tend To Sleepwalk

Story #5

I Turned Around, And There He Was Was Watching Us In The Dark, With A Bottle In His Hand

Story #6

To This Day He's Unaware Of How He Sleepwalked Into One Of Our Neighbour's Houses

Story #7

We Returned From The Festival To A Vast Number Of People Crying On The Street

Story #8

I Saw A Man Sitting On The Couch, Rolling A Joint, Who Looked Like A Bad Bill Bailey Impersonator

Story #9

She Was Looking For 50 Shades Of Grey, And Yer Man Went A Solid Hundred On Her

Story #10

I Grab My Girlfriend To Protect Her Modesty. He Leaves The Room Shouting OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ

Story #11

It's Not That He Was Malicious – He Was Just The Most Careless Man I've Ever Met

Story #12

Turns Out For The Past Three Months My Roomate Had Been Taking My Rent Money

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How to vote

We want this to be about the best story, and not just the best social media campaign, so the winning entry will be decided by a combination of:

  • How many times each story is shared on Facebook and Twitter (this number can be seen under the headline of each article)
  • How many votes each story receives in the form below

Anything else?

Votes close next Monday August 3 at 5pm, and you can see the terms and conditions here.

Now get voting and sharing those stories!

Written By

Aidan Coughlan

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