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Published 00:10 20 Dec 2016 GMT
Updated 12:21 9 Dec 2019 GMT
Add us as a preferred source on Google »Last week, we asked you to tell us your most bizarre, outlandish, batshit crazy stories about shared accommodation – and man, oh man, did you guys respond in earnest.
But after a lot of work – and a lot of moans, groans, cringes and hoots in the Lovin Dublin offices – we've managed to whittle it down to 12 from the huge volume we received.
So now, it's time to vote – and decide which lucky bastard gets a month's rent paid courtesy of our good selves.
Trust us. These are worth your time.
After The Commotion, We Noticed He Was On Top Of Another Person... Who Was Also Naked'
He Thought This Was The Most Normal Thing In The World, And Carried On Talking About The Weather
One Time He Ate A Whole Roasted Chicken Whilst Lying In Bed With No Clothes On
When Drunk And Not In Familiar Surroundings, I Tend To Sleepwalk
I Turned Around, And There He Was Was Watching Us In The Dark, With A Bottle In His Hand
To This Day He's Unaware Of How He Sleepwalked Into One Of Our Neighbour's Houses
We Returned From The Festival To A Vast Number Of People Crying On The Street
I Saw A Man Sitting On The Couch, Rolling A Joint, Who Looked Like A Bad Bill Bailey Impersonator
She Was Looking For 50 Shades Of Grey, And Yer Man Went A Solid Hundred On Her
I Grab My Girlfriend To Protect Her Modesty. He Leaves The Room Shouting OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ
It's Not That He Was Malicious – He Was Just The Most Careless Man I've Ever Met
Turns Out For The Past Three Months My Roomate Had Been Taking My Rent Money
We want this to be about the best story, and not just the best social media campaign, so the winning entry will be decided by a combination of:
Votes close next Monday August 3 at 5pm, and you can see the terms and conditions here.
Now get voting and sharing those stories!
