So, as we have it, this instalment of the best tweets reads like a secondary school timetable.
And we decided to roll with it.
So here’s your schedule for today…
1. History with @Rubberbandits
This is the shittiest week for the poor ould Anglo Saxons since 1066
— Rubber Bandits (@Rubberbandits) June 27, 2016
2. P.E. with @phlaimeaux
Star Wars doesn’t work in Icelandic because the main character is called Luke Vaderson
— David O’Doherty (@phlaimeaux) June 27, 2016
3. Home Ec with @ceebels
Dublin City 2016 pic.twitter.com/RuumlthWXy
— starbucks bottled frappucino gamer (@ceebels) June 29, 2016
4. Physics with @bigmonsterlove
Inanimate Corbyn rod
— MyLimes Na gCopaleen (@bigmonsterlove) June 29, 2016
5. Social Studies with @omgDebbie
An American just got on the Aircoach and announced “what a fantastic bus!” That’s the kind of enthusiasm I need in my life.
— Debbie (@omgDebbie) June 29, 2016
6. Technology with @Booms26
7. Irish with @MiseCiara
Gaelghorn – sexual arousal caused by the Irish language.
“I didn’t fancy him at first, but when he spoke I got a raging Gaelghorn.”
— ???? Ciara Ní É (@MiseCiara) June 27, 2016
8. Biology with @CiaraDicaprio
9. Politics with @oconnola
So Johnson’s campaign for PMhood is fully dead. Boris in Ossuary
— Louise O’Connor (@oconnola) June 30, 2016
10. Geography with @colmtobin
Gorgeous view out across the Irish Sea from Dublin this morning. pic.twitter.com/lRpZ3IkR3F
— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) June 24, 2016
11. Music with @rogueandrolle
‘His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy,
There’s Häagen Dazs on his sweater already’ pic.twitter.com/3QkmdcNZLg
— Amelia (@roqueandrolle) June 30, 2016
12. And finally, Witchcraft and Wizardry with @amyohconnor
NOT NOW, JOANNE pic.twitter.com/vxMp6sk2J2
— ? amy o’connor ? (@amyohconnor) June 24, 2016
Hey, someone MUST teach it somewhere.