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This Is The Most Disgusting Thing Being Served In Restaurants Right Now

It comes on EVERYTHING, even when you ask for NONE

Sometime it's even chopped up into tiny pieces so you can't pick it out

IT TASTES LIKE SOAP

And that soapy taste overpowers every single morsel of food it ever comes into contact with

It ruins salads, pizzas, burritos, and Asian dishes across the globe

It contaminates even the most sacred of meals

It even creeps into cocktails when we least expect it

Sometimes you don't even notice that coriander is in something until it's too late

And it ruins your whole fucking day

So it's time we started treating the avoidance of coriander like a proper dietary requirement

Because, in reality, the bin is the only place for this sorry excuse of a herb

Proud coriander hater?

It comes on EVERYTHING, even when you ask for NONE

Sometime it's even chopped up into tiny pieces so you can't pick it out

IT TASTES LIKE SOAP

And that soapy taste overpowers every single morsel of food it ever comes into contact with

It ruins salads, pizzas, burritos, and Asian dishes across the globe

It contaminates even the most sacred of meals

It even creeps into cocktails when we least expect it

Sometimes you don't even notice that coriander is in something until it's too late

And it ruins your whole fucking day

So it's time we started treating the avoidance of coriander like a proper dietary requirement

Because, in reality, the bin is the only place for this sorry excuse of a herb

Proud coriander hater?