Think Christmas is the worst?
And holiday cheer is just the pits?
And everyone around you is annoying and way too loud?
Yep, bang of Grinch off you. You may have been in denial up until this point, but we're here to show you what's cheery from what's dreary.
1. Everything you hear the big C word (Christmas) you just think 'the hack'
2. You loathe everyone wearing red
3. Christmas FM is your idea of hell
4. You think buying presents is only giving into the system
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5. Being forced to socialise irks you to no end
6. You think someone popping in to visit unannounced should be ILLEGAL
And only encourages you to lock your doors more.
7. You swear that mulled wine isn't all that it's cracked up to be
8. You think mince pies taste like they've already been chewed
9. You check on someone you hate's Facebook page just to see how crap they're doing this time of year
10. You purposely anti-decorate your place
11. You've left a public place because Christmas music was playing
12. Blanking everything festive that's going on around you happens at least twice daily
13. Christmas carols aren't exactly your buzz
14. And finally, you think turkey is murder anyway
And fuck anyone who cares otherwise, am I right?!