14 Signs You're Actually The Grinch In Human Form

8. You think mince pies taste like they've already been chewed

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Think Christmas is the worst? 

And holiday cheer is just the pits? 

And everyone around you is annoying and way too loud?

Yep, bang of Grinch off you. You may have been in denial up until this point, but we're here to show you what's cheery from what's dreary. 

Buckle up. 

1. Everything you hear the big C word (Christmas) you just think 'the hack'

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2. You loathe everyone wearing red

Eejits.

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3. Christmas FM is your idea of hell

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4. You think buying presents is only giving into the system

Kris Kindle < The Famine

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5. Being forced to socialise irks you to no end

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6. You think someone popping in to visit unannounced should be ILLEGAL

And only encourages you to lock your doors more. 

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7. You swear that mulled wine isn't all that it's cracked up to be 

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8. You think mince pies taste like they've already been chewed

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9. You check on someone you hate's Facebook page just to see how crap they're doing this time of year

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10. You purposely anti-decorate your place

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11. You've left a public place because Christmas music was playing

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12. Blanking everything festive that's going on around you happens at least twice daily

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13. Christmas carols aren't exactly your buzz

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14. And finally, you think turkey is murder anyway

And fuck anyone who cares otherwise, am I right?!

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Bah, humbug. 

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Written By

Kate Demolder

Kate is a contributing writer here at Lovin Dublin. You are as likely to see her indulging in some of Dublin’s finer establishments, as well as panic-exercising the day after.

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