"I beg your pardon/I never promised you a rose garden ... "
So goes the song by Martina McBride. You know what does promise a rose garden though? This exquisite 5 bed house in Foxrock.
Patina Hall is described as a "modern Tudor Revival Style family home in Old Foxrock". This gorgeous property is south-facing and sitting on a site of c.0.595 acres / c.0.24 ha of gardens.
The Dublin 18 property also boasts four bathrooms of the most stunning caliber so if you've a thing for marble, this is the gaff for you.
More marble you say? How about a marble fireplace?
The interior of the property has a vintage-style, naturally.
The living room has a charm all of its own, with velvet furnishings and a chaise longue that would make James Kavanagh weak at the knees.
Obviously, Patina Hall costs a pretty penny - on the market for €2.9 million - but in fairness, it's in a great location.