We were all definitely at our grossest in college.
You were poor, probably gained weight, and spent about 90% of your time either drunk or hungover.
It was a special time.
Let's fondly remember those special times together, shall we?
1. Used a straightener to iron your shirt
Why spend money on irons if you only have one presentation a year?
2. Wondered if washing your hair with Fairy liquid was really that bad
Lol, as if you could afford Fairy.
3. Ate cereal for dinner more than thrice
A week.
4. Turned your rubbish into a Christmas tree
The worst idea known to man.
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5. Spent an evening with a hairdryer down your top to get warm
Chumps out there buying electric blankets, what are they like.
6. Experimented with food
In good ways, and bad ways.
7. Made do with a slightly broken kitchen utensil
Until it all went a little pear shaped.
8. Robbed your housemates' food
Let's be real. We're not all angels.
9. Stole everything from restaurants, the SU, McDonald's
Salt, sugar, ketchup, milk, toilet roll, forks.
10. Slept in the library
So warm, and smelling of books.
11. Tried to sneak into an important lecture after spending four hours in the pub
Trying desperately not to draw attention to yourself.
12. Studied while drinking
Two birds, one stone. Efficiency.
13. Became really attached to shit telly, in an effort to procrastinate
Would you get with Séan from Fair City? Ah, you would.
14. Used every other utensil available because bowls weren't clean
Sauce pan, blender, wok, boot.
15. You drank one drink and one drink only
The cheapest one.
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16. And drinking the whole bottle was an achievement
As well as life-threatening.
17. And your flat was always, always a kip
You never really got rid of that bin smell.
18. Create a Facebook album and name it after a chart song
? I gotta feeling... ?
19. Bring naggins with you everywhere
Just in case.
20. Go out even though you have the black lung
And the plague. And possibly a broken foot.
21. Wear practically nothing during the winter months
Getting cold just thinking about it.
22. Never seek medical attention for an injury
Pain = money. And money is for beer.
23. And finally, waking up every morning having been this person the night before
Every. Single. Time.
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