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01st Jul 2019

23 Things You 100% Did In College (Whether You Want To Admit It Or Not)


We were all definitely at our grossest in college.

You were poor, probably gained weight, and spent about 90% of your time either drunk or hungover.

It was a special time.

Let’s fondly remember those special times together, shall we?

1. Used a straightener to iron your shirt

Why spend money on irons if you only have one presentation a year?

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2. Wondered if washing your hair with Fairy liquid was really that bad

Lol, as if you could afford Fairy.

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3. Ate cereal for dinner more than thrice

A week.

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4. Turned your rubbish into a Christmas tree

The worst idea known to man.

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5. Spent an evening with a hairdryer down your top to get warm

Chumps out there buying electric blankets, what are they like.

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6. Experimented with food

In good ways, and bad ways.

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7. Made do with a slightly broken kitchen utensil

Until it all went a little pear shaped.

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8. Robbed your housemates’ food

Let’s be real. We’re not all angels.

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9. Stole everything from restaurants, the SU, McDonald’s

Salt, sugar, ketchup, milk, toilet roll, forks.

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10. Slept in the library

So warm, and smelling of books.

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11. Tried to sneak into an important lecture after spending four hours in the pub

Trying desperately not to draw attention to yourself.

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12. Studied while drinking

Two birds, one stone. Efficiency.

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13. Became really attached to shit telly, in an effort to procrastinate

Would you get with Séan from Fair City? Ah, you would.

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14. Used every other utensil available because bowls weren’t clean

Sauce pan, blender, wok, boot.

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15. You drank one drink and one drink only

The cheapest one.

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16. And drinking the whole bottle was an achievement

As well as life-threatening.

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17. And your flat was always, always a kip

You never really got rid of that bin smell.

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18. Create a Facebook album and name it after a chart song

? I gotta feeling… ?

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19. Bring naggins with you everywhere

Just in case.

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20. Go out even though you have the black lung

And the plague. And possibly a broken foot.

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21. Wear practically nothing during the winter months

Getting cold just thinking about it.

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22. Never seek medical attention for an injury

Pain = money. And money is for beer.

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23. And finally, waking up every morning having been this person the night before

Every. Single. Time.

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