We hope everyone has worn their lucky underwear to work today.
Because you're gonna need 'em.
If you're as superstitious as we are, then you'll have been preparing for this day for weeks. Yes, it's Friday the 13 and we're suffering from serious friggatriskaidekaphobia.
Here are some things you should NOT be doing today.
Even though flights are generally significantly cheaper on Friday the 13, we don't give af. You actually couldn't pay us to step foot on a plane today.
— Dr Eddie Murphy (@dreddiemurphy) January 12, 2017
3. Buy a lottery ticket
Don't bother – you won't win.
4. Propose to someone
'Cos they'll probably just say no.
5. Make a wish
Hun, it just ain't gonna come true soz.
6. Go on a date
There's an oul' myth that any courtship undertaken on Friday the 13 is dooooomed.
7. Board a boat
Particularly if you're a gal – apparently your presence may endanger the entire crew.
Take care out there.