Do you know your Father Stone from your Father Damo? Your ‘near and small’ from your ‘large and far away’? Your cocaine from your raisins?
Well, my friend, your time has come.
The most Fr Ted event of all time is taking place at DTwo in April, so you can show everyone your in-depth knowledge of Craggy Island and its inhabitants.
Better still, you can also show them who has the loveliest bottom of them all as there will be a Lovely Girls competition on the night!
No sexism here though, as it will be open to both men and women – with prizes for best priest, nun and hairy baby.
The event will be taking place on Thursday 13 April, hosted by Patrick McDonnell aka Eoin McLove, and tickets go on sale from next Tuesday, 28 February at 11am.
Beware, tickets sold out within 48 hours last year so you’ll want to get them quick.
It’s €35 for a table of five and you can find out more on the Facebook event page.
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