Fancy A Go On Britain's Got Talent? Auditions Are Coming To Dublin This Friday
Just ignore the whole "Britain" thing
Good news for people out there whose parents falsely convinced them they had talent – you can mortify yourself in front of a live studio audience (and everybody watching at home) on Britain's Got Talent!
The UK talent show is completely ignoring geography, and setting up shop in St Stephen's Green Shopping Centre this Friday for the Dublin legs of its auditions.
It's not a free-for-all, though; we all know that British people like order (what? You think it's a coincidence that they stand on the correct side of the escalator?), so you've to book your slot before you rock up, by emailing email@example.com, outlining what your act is.
Us? We're dab hands at reciting the top 47 places to get a lukewarm hot dog in Dublin in less than 30 seconds.