This. Is. Brilliant.
Who cares if this mysterious wedding invite comes with barely any information, and would involve a hell of a lot of lying, deception and possibly some fake, improvised karate moves to prove your elaborate backstory?
After all, the reward on offer is a free meal and a can – maybe two if you're lucky – and who in their right mind would turn that down?
It was spotted over the weekend, so the once-in-a-lifetime offer has probably already been scooped. But hey. If you truly are 'The Best Around', and if you can display the lightning-fast reactions of a true black belt, then you could still be in with a shot.