This Trinity Ball Rap Is So Cringeworthy You Might Pass Out

If this doesn’t get you pumped for Europe’s biggest private party, then what will?!

Just in time for this year’s Trinity Ball on Friday, a rap has been uploaded to Soundcloud, telling the tale of a Trinity student’s anticipation about the upcoming event, mixed with the reality.

Stand out lines include:

• “What I’d do for a smoke though is just obscene”
• “Took 10 seconds to realise that I’m talking to my wallet”
• “Fuckin’ douchey douchebag, I’d fight ya but I’m not scagged”

So, whaddaya think?

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