Wine Condoms Now Exist – But They’re Not What You Think They Are

“WINE CONDOM(s) sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches (or more) above the wine bottle rim.  The added height causes the following storage syndrome:  “Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator-Syndrome.” 

ON-THE-GO PROTECTION

WINE CONDOM(s) stow comfortably in your pocket, wallet, or purse.  Pack and take ’em  ANYWHERE! They can be tossed in the trash along with empty bottle  so there’s no hassle keeping track of a bulky bottle stopper away from home.  But that doesn’t mean you have to throw it away.  Wine Condoms can be used as many times as you like.

WINE CONDOM(s) are convenient, disposable, and HILARIOUS!”

We all know a total wino who would buy these. 

Get some. 

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