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10 Classic Dad Jokes That STILL Make Us Cringe

By seank

August 7, 2019 at 10:50am




You may not know this, but as soon as you enter fatherhood, you automatically become a comedian.

A really, really embarrassingly terrible comedian.

Since Father's Day is nearly upon us, we've teamed up with M&M's to remind you of all the awful gags your da told you growing up.

Let the cringing commence...

ME: "Dad, I'm hungry"

HIM: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"

Cringing Hard

*gestures at ripped jeans* "Couldn't you afford a full pair?"

Jeans Cringe

*wears anything above the knee* "That's not a skirt, that's a postage stamp"

Britney Cringe

ME: "What's this film about?"

DAD: "About 90 minutes."

Brendan Fraser Laugh

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? The food's great but there's no atmosphere."

Fake Laugh

ME: "What time is dinner?"

DAD: "Dinnertime."

Finger Guns Gif

ME: "Did you get a haircut?"

DAD: "No, I got them all cut."

Dad Laughing

ME: "I'll call you later."

DAD: "Don't call me later, call me Dad."

Embarrassed By Parents

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

That Was Awful

SON: "Have you seen my sunglasses?"

DAD: "Nope... have you seen my dad glasses?"

You Have To Stop

To thank your dad for all his atrocious jokes over the years, why not get him a personalised box of M&M's this Father's Day, available for a limited time only?


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