You may not know this, but as soon as you enter fatherhood, you automatically become a comedian.
A really, really embarrassingly terrible comedian.
Since Father's Day is nearly upon us, we've teamed up with M&M's to remind you of all the awful gags your da told you growing up.
Let the cringing commence...
ME: "Dad, I'm hungry"
HIM: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"
*gestures at ripped jeans* "Couldn't you afford a full pair?"
*wears anything above the knee* "That's not a skirt, that's a postage stamp"
ME: "What's this film about?"
DAD: "About 90 minutes."
"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? The food's great but there's no atmosphere."
ME: "What time is dinner?"
DAD: "Dinnertime."
ME: "Did you get a haircut?"
DAD: "No, I got them all cut."
ME: "I'll call you later."
DAD: "Don't call me later, call me Dad."
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
SON: "Have you seen my sunglasses?"
DAD: "Nope... have you seen my dad glasses?"
To thank your dad for all his atrocious jokes over the years, why not get him a personalised box of M&M's this Father's Day, available for a limited time only?
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